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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Shitting in toilets

This post is typed on my laptop... while I am sitting in the comfort of my toilet bowl.

You know the times when you shit - because you had enough fibre, your shit does not come out like a machine gun or fireworks... but it comes out as a whole piece....

"DOSH!"

the shit goes down, but water comes up!

It is one of the most irritating thing that can ever happen in the toilet! Especially if you peed already!

Solution:
Put about 6 pieces of tissue paper into the toilet bowl first. This will provide cushion for the shit so it wont go down with a "DOSH" and send water up.

End of story.

P.S. If you think this method is wasting toilet paper, chances are that you will be using the same amount of tissue paper to wipe of the pee-shit-water in the end anyway. If if you insist that this method wastes paper, please ignore the advice given.

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